Can you even bet gold bars and apocalypse garden seeds?

I've already mentioned how The Scarecrow and Pumpkinhead Show is going to drag Atlantic City down in the gutter, but talk about doubling down on the crazy. Frickin' Glenn BECK?!? How dare you sully that venue a mere week after The sainted Fixx are going to play?

And Bill, what the hell are you doing slumming with THAT nutbag? Bill, Bill, we used to be friends! Call me, we'll crack open a jar of spiderman applesauce and reminisce...