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26 July 2010

Sarah wins another big presidential poll!

Sure, it's one from the Great Orange Satanists about who they want to face Obama, but c'mon, a headline's a headline!

And I thought it was gracious of Palin to provide a press release:

In the 13th hierarchical city, Kagutsuchi, the Librarium regulates the amazing power of Armagus, a fusion of magic and technology. Currently they are after a wanted criminal named Ragna The Bloodedge, also known as Death, who wants to destroy the Librarium. Due to Ragna possessing a powerful form of Armagus known as the Azure Grimoire, people far and wide are after not only his bounty, but his grimoire as well. This is where our story begins.

Oh wait, sorry, that's the opening from BlazBlue. You can understand my confusion, the rhetorical styles are similar.

Wishful thinking aside (and be MOTHERFUCKING CAREFUL about what you wish for) there's no doubt in my mind that Palin would love to RUN for president, I'm just not convinced she'd want to BE president. Why do a job that's twenty times the work for one-twentieth the pay?

Anyway, she's probably busy preparing for her cameo in Kate Plus 8. Still not sure who's doing the slumming in that one...

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