"I won't share you/I'll see you sometime, darling..."

I rarely delve into local issues here, being scatterbrained and all, but here's a local issue that should also resonate throughout America.

Our Krispy Kreme is klosing, er, closing.

The blame isn't just on Atkins-diet nimrods, though, but the shitty location. Granted, it's off a major thruway (right next to, incidentally, my wife's real estate office), but I thought the recent opening of a Best Buy down the street would have been a huge boon. Computer nerds and Krispy Kremes? Well, the economy has hurt us all...

That's gonna leave a void much larger than doughnut-sized here, I assure you.