What the hell am I going to do with all this black eyeliner and Zima?

My sister called me earlier today to let me know that Lollapalooza had been cancelled, so no Morrissey, PJ Harvey, Sonic Youth, or Modest Mouse in a festival setting with $8 bottles of water for us. Dammit. Well, if pale, slightly androgynous thirtysomethings start roving the streets in packs society only has itself to blame.