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17 June 2004

Let's play Carnac the Magnificient...

I hold the hermetically-sealed envelope to my forehead..."Pick the beaver."

"Pick the beaver."

[rip envelope open, blow inside, pull out the paper]

"You're being held hostage and you're given a choice; you will either be forced to watch President Bush insisting to reporters that a relationship exists between Hussein and Al-Qaeda despite a lack of evidence, or you will be left handcuffed in a cell with a testicle-nibbling beaver. What should you do?"

Shouldn't have had that extra cup of coffee before bed...

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