An open letter to Yahoo Mail...
Dear Sir or Madam,
I'd like to thank you for the extra storage space, awfully kind of you. I'll never use it, but it's appreciated. I understand the whole gmail thing's been a hassle for you. But upgrading my account really doesn't matter so much if I can't get on the mail server. If you don't mind, would you please unfuck yourself at the earliest convenience?
Warmest regards, N42