Today's news, in sonnet.
Siding blindly with the Russkies
used to get the traitor's noose.
With the Repubs, no big whoop-ski
if it cooks the black guy's goose.
Amazing epic Iggles comeback
leaves all Giants fans to say
"Biggest punch straight to our nutsacks
'cept for all the games they've played."
Pundits all pontificate
on what Sarah's words could mean.
With Google English I can translate
"Duh duh duh duh durr durr deen."
Clean or stinky, large or small,
Happy holidays to all!