This would almost be worth never, ever, getting laid. Ever.
Via Topless Robot is the most awesome thing that ever was, all 11 Doctors in figurine form.
I mean, my first thought is, jesus fuck, what self-respecting nerd wouldn't want this? Then my second thought is JESUS FUCK! COLIN BAKER'S SUIT IS BURNING OUT MY EYEBALLS!
I'll include the Amazon link; if enough nerds click through, I'll be able to get a set.
And bro, you can have one...who's your favorite Doc again, McGann?