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12 April 2004

Yet more undeniable proof that gambling is great...

In a story that will no doubt prove inspiring to degenerates everywhere, a British man sold everything (and I do mean everything), converted it to cash, and put it all on one spin of the roulette wheel. He hit his color (red), and finished $135K to the good. Who should we all be happy for? The parents, natch. You think this guy wasn't going to hit them up for free room and board if the ball landed on black?

Another lesson to degenerates everywhere...after he won, HE WALKED AWAY.

Cameras will follow him around the next month for a British reality show, but we all know it's going to suck now that the guy won. I might have had to buy a PAL DVD player if the guy lost, who wouldn't have wanted to see four episodes of a grown man crying?

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