A summer blockbuster preview I'd like to see...

[Fade in: Night. A Gothic cityscape]

[VO] In the big city, evil appears in many shapes...

"Come on, lady, hand over the purse..."

Depravity assumes many forms...

"Get your cheap, incredibly addictive, soul-sucking drugs right here! Oh, hello, Senator..."

And the police are powerless to protect the weak...

"I told you guys...that old lady was loaded. Heh, look at this score..."

But two young heroes...

"Where do you think you're going, punks?"

...have a new cry for justice...

"WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!"
"Shape of...A RABID TIGER!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Oh, Christ, I gotta get outta here..."
"Going somewhere, dirtbag? You know, it's hard to find the getaway car with your eyes gouged out! Form of...ICICLE FINGERS!"

*squelch*"WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! EXCRUCIATING PAIN THE LIKES OF WHICH I COULD NEVER IMAGINE IN A THOUSAND HELLS!!! GOD, PLEASE BE MERCIFUL AND ALLOW ME TO BLEED TO DEATH MORE QUICKLY!!"

"Oh shit, gotta get away, gotta get away..."
*growl*
"What is that, lurking in the shadows, it's...it's...a VICIOUS MAULING BABOON!"

"Hey, wondersis, guess we don't have to feed Gleek tonight!"
"That's spacey, Zan, real spacey!"

WT04

Starring Katie Holmes, Joshua Jackson, and Marlon Brando as Space Monkey Gleek!

Coming soon to a theater near you!



sorry...