Part of the never-ending struggle to keep kids from having fun...

Mattel just recalled some toy Batmobiles just because they are hilariously pointy. C'mon! Aren't the toys we most fondly remember the ones that could have caused serious injury? Did anyone buy the remodeled Battlestar Galactica toys when they had to recall the first ones that fired missles which looked exactly like Tic-Tacs? We played lawn darts when we were kids, and we turned out OK...

Well, actually I remember my brother catching one in the back, but I didn't throw it.