Apparently, I'm a cheap date...

Yep, I joined the John Kerry mailing list, and no doubt will soon be inundated with obnoxious requests for dough which I will probably occasionally, half-heartedly fulfill. Price: 2 bumperstickers.

Still don't see all that vaunted electability, but since Republicans have apparently deluded themselves into believing Dubya's not a nimrod, maybe if we all start believing in Kerry's electability this substance will pop into existence out of thin air not unlike the creation of the Infinite Improbability drive.