"Size of the entire universe man..."

My wife and I caught They Might Be Giants last weekend; it was the best show I've ever seen in Charlottesville (and that includes two Frank Black shows, Camper Van Beethoven, Marshall Crenshaw, and Matthew Sweet). But the real revelation that night was the opening act, Corn Mo. How to describe him? Appearance of Sam Kinison, between-song patter similar to Bobcat Goldthwait, voice like Meatloaf, but songwriter like no other, as he wailed homages to horny adolescence accompanying himself on accordion. This guy deserves to be a fucking star...