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08 September 2004

No, Laura, this is MY cocaine...

Apparently Kitty Kelley's new okay-some-of-it-is-probably-bullshit book about the Bushes claims that the First Lady might have experimented w/blow as well.

There's an easy way to nip this in the bud, guys, just have Dubya and Laura do an interview with Diane Sawyer in their living room and put a big bowl of cocaine on the coffee table. If they get through it without glancing towards the bowl or sweating, they obviously don't love snorting cocaine! They just USED to love it...

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