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30 September 2004

Should I just spare my blood pressure?

We've been invited to watch the debate w/friends, but I have a real fear the debate will go something like this...

Kerry: " in conclusion, my plan shows how we can stabilize Iraq, reduce deficits, and convert the corpse of Saddam Hussein into gasoline products freely available for all."
Moderator: "Rebuttal?"
Bush: "What, me? Sorry, wasn't listening to the flip-flopper. Say, this piece of earwax I just dug out looks like Kerry, don't you think?"
Wolf Blitzer: "Bush clearly won the debate, once again demonstrating his ability to communicate with the American people in this post 9/11 world..."
Me: (I'm not quite sure how the sound of my banging my head against the wall until blood spurts out of my ears while screaming should look in print, but I imagine it would be something like this.) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* SPURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Maybe I'll go if the snacks are good...

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