Should I just spare my blood pressure?
We've been invited to watch the debate w/friends, but I have a real fear the debate will go something like this...
Kerry: "...so in conclusion, my plan shows how we can stabilize Iraq, reduce deficits, and convert the corpse of Saddam Hussein into gasoline products freely available for all."
Bush: "What, me? Sorry, wasn't listening to the flip-flopper. Say, this piece of earwax I just dug out looks like Kerry, don't you think?"
Wolf Blitzer: "Bush clearly won the debate, once again demonstrating his ability to communicate with the American people in this post 9/11 world..."
Me: (I'm not quite sure how the sound of my banging my head against the wall until blood spurts out of my ears while screaming should look in print, but I imagine it would be something like this.) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* SPURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Maybe I'll go if the snacks are good...