Because 2 + 2 = 5 cares. And loves. And all that other crappo.
Yep, love this goddamn town so much I'll be off at the Day of Caring tomorrow doing the thing I despise the most, physical labor.
And while my co-workers cynically exploit this day to be out of the office, you can be assured that I am making a true sacrifice because there's nothing I love more than being in my cubicle protected from the elements.
Really. Outside. Feh, I say. Feh.