You better have a Choco-dile...

...'cause this is going to take a while. My first mistake was picking a sparse template from Blogger because I wanted a sparse-looking blog. Until I tried to set up frames and links for this page. Then I realized that instead of trying to stick turkey wings on a pigeon, it was better to get a bigger, ostrich-sized template, and slowly and painfully strip away parts until it resembled the turkey I wanted...

Hence the new look. Enjoy this turkey as it slowly undergoes its agonizing metamorphosis...