*sigh* Ralph, Ralph, Ralph...

Whether you're for Nader, against him, or like me, you don't really give a rat's ass because there's no way in hell Ralph's getting more than 1% of the vote this time, I think we can all agree that Kerry doesn't need campaign advice from Nader. I mean, c'mon Ralph, I love you and all, I even voted for you in 2000, but you don't exactly scream "mainstream appeal", ya nut ya. John, just smile politely and if you have an extra iron, let Ralph borrow it.