If this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno...

America's lamest comedian has apparently signed a five-year extension on his contract for $100 million. I'm not one to bitterly complain about the success of other people ("That's bullsh..."quiet!), but I can do shitty Letterman impersonations for....say...$300, an Xbox, and a kiss. Just saying, since NBC's apparently got all this dough they're throwing around (and yet you can't afford David Schwimmer for one more year?)