Can we please stop having earthquakes?
I slept through this one; my wife said "we just had another earthquake!" and I was like "you mean another aftershock?" and she was like "NO. An earthquake!"
And I can't wait for the next round of interminable mocking from the West Coast. "Ooooooh, that was what, a 4.5? We use THOSE earthquakes to get the salt off the top shelf in the pantry! When those hit, we stick our hands down our pants and let the earth serve as a natural vibrator!"
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This is unscientific, but I think we'll have maybe a few more aftershocks, then quiet for at least a few years.
Well, you took the time to write something on my blog, which is good enough for me!
Top experts agree that "we'll have...a few more aftershocks, then quiet for at least a few years."
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