File this one under "child is parent to the grown-up"...
Took my five-year-old to Bodo's, which was overrun with returning students:
Kid: "Daddy, when were you a student?"
Me: "Oh, a long time ago."
Kid: "Now you're just an adult?"
Me: "That's right."
Kid: "Are students adults?"
Me: [perplexed silence]
WHAT'S THE ANSWER?!?