Reason #8948569 why the media sucks...

I saw the headline for this article on the front page of CNN.com and, like an idiot, I wondered what illness had befallen the Donald.

There is an article about a stipulation in a pro wrestling match on the front page of CNN.com. And they're reporting it as if it's news. AND I'M READING IT!! AUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!