All-new Nevsky's Top Ten!

Because who wants to be fossilized and listen to the same goddamn ten songs all the time?

10. Frank Black, "If Your Poison Gets You"
9. Morrissey, "Teenage Dad On His Estate"
8. Ludacris, "Stand Up"
7. David Bowie, "New Killer Star"
6. Billy Bragg, "The World Turned Upside Down"
5. Weird Al Yankovic, "White And Nerdy"
4. Wire, "Three Girl Rhumba"
3. Ride, "Vapour Trail"
2. The Fall, "You're Not Up To Much"
1. Blue Aeroplanes, "Sugared Almond"