CHARGE THE MOUND! CHARGE THE MOUND!
OK, a bit childish for me to wish this, we don't need to inject politics into something as innocuous as the first pitch of the Nationals game.
And Bush was busy looking busy while using taxpayer money to get perks for the Texas Rangers, so I'm guessing that he's been around enough baseball diamonds to know that those white lines aren't made of cocaine and he shouldn't snort them.
Though you'd think he would know not to pick his nose at a televised game.
I've been out of the baseball loop for a while, but I have been doing some Mets blogging this year.