Mommy, make the stupid stop...

Read this and cry for humanity. Now, you may think that I am going to rant and rave about how the cretin was a dickhead for smacking his girlfriend, for throwing a hissy fit for not getting the right Christmas present even though he's 26, and for throwing said fit to his obviously doting grandparents.

Now all of those things are true, but what really makes his behavior monstrous was that he was upset for receiving a Nintendo Wii, which is awesome. What a dick. Now that his puerile behavior has been captured for all to see and google, how's this guy going to get a job?

Maybe he should think of the armed forces...