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30 August 2005

Bullshit-callers of the world, unite...

You didn't cut your vacation SHORT, motherfucker, you just cut your vacation.

Donate to the Red Cross, and if anyone has any other good ideas, feel free to use the comments section.

20 August 2005

RIP, Heimlich...

First Thurl Ravenscroft, and now Joe Ranft...

Heimlich was my favorite character from A Bug's Life; I actually enjoyed the McDonald's commercial (where Heimlich eats the TV Chicken McNuggets and then says "Who said there's nothing good on TV?") almost as much as the film...

I've read enough Dostoevsky to know better than ask God about the reason for such things, but Geez Louise, Limbaugh's RIGHT THERE and it's not like he's doing the world any good...

Well, Daryn Kagan might disagree, but I'm kinda getting off the topic here.

Goodnight, funnyman...